there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden
if i ever get fired i will say “fire cannot kill a dragon” and they’ll beg me to stay and give me a huge raise probably
ive got a riddle for you guys, what is super hot, is me, likes food, is me and is also very funny and is me
i believe in equality, if we have a 5 day week of school, we should have 5 day weekends as well
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.
Oh yes! #Soworthit
oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
this is so great omg
He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.
That last cat was definitely an Australian… In the Northern Hemisphere… Which apparently is a common occurrence.